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  1. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 11:02 am

    The moderators that check the applications are fucking scum, disrespecting you every time fucking retards

  2. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 12:25 pm

    You have to go to irc server to get an invite

    IRC Server Adress: irc.oppaiti.me
    IRC Server Channel Name : #oppaitime-invites

    Than if you are lucky you will get invite from staff after interview.

  3. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:18 pm

    These people are a fuck. I waited hours and then he told me to recite “bee movie script” by memory. Probably a Fake site.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:33 pm

      According to all known laws
      of aviation,

      there is no way a bee
      should be able to fly.

      Its wings are too small to get
      its fat little body off the ground.

      The bee, of course, flies anyway

      because bees don’t care
      what humans think is impossible.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:43 pm

      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

      Ooh, black and yellow!
      Let’s shake it up a little.

      Barry! Breakfast is ready!

      Coming!

      Hang on a second.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:44 pm

      Hello?

      – Barry?
      – Adam?

      – Can you believe this is happening?
      – I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

      Looking sharp.

      Use the stairs. Your father
      paid good money for those.

      Sorry. I’m excited.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:44 pm

      Here’s the graduate.
      We’re very proud of you, son.

      A perfect report card, all B’s.

      Very proud.

      Ma! I got a thing going here.

      – You got lint on your fuzz.
      – Ow! That’s me!

      – Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
      – Bye!

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:45 pm

      Barry, I told you,
      stop flying in the house!

      – Hey, Adam.
      – Hey, Barry.

      – Is that fuzz gel?
      – A little. Special day, graduation.

      Never thought I’d make it.

      Three days grade school,
      three days high school.

      Those were awkward.

      Three days college. I’m glad I took
      a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

      You did come back different.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:46 pm

      – Hi, Barry.
      – Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

      – Hear about Frankie?
      – Yeah.

      – You going to the funeral?
      – No, I’m not going.

      Everybody knows,
      sting someone, you die.

      Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
      Such a hothead.

      I guess he could have
      just gotten out of the way.

    • Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:48 pm

      I love this incorporating
      an amusement park into our day.

      That’s why we don’t need vacations.

      Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
      under the circumstances.

      – Well, Adam, today we are men.
      – We are!

      – Bee-men.
      – Amen!

      Hallelujah!

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:16 pm

      Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

      please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

      Welcome, New Hive City
      graduating class of…

      …9:15.

      That concludes our ceremonies.

      And begins your career
      at Honex Industries!

      Will we pick our job today?

      I heard it’s just orientation.

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:19 pm

      Heads up! Here we go.

      Keep your hands and antennas
      inside the tram at all times.

      – Wonder what it’ll be like?
      – A little scary.

      Welcome to Honex,
      a division of Honesco

      and a part of the Hexagon Group.

      This is it!

      Wow.

      Wow.

      We know that you, as a bee,
      have worked your whole life

      to get to the point where you
      can work for your whole life.

      Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
      Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

      Our top-secret formula

      is automatically color-corrected,
      scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

      into this soothing sweet syrup

      with its distinctive
      golden glow you know as…

      Honey!

      – That girl was hot.
      – She’s my cousin!

      – She is?
      – Yes, we’re all cousins.

      – Right. You’re right.
      – At Honex, we constantly strive

      to improve every aspect
      of bee existence.

      These bees are stress-testing
      a new helmet technology.

      – What do you think he makes?
      – Not enough.

      Here we have our latest advancement,
      the Krelman.

      – What does that do?
      – Catches that little strand of honey

      that hangs after you pour it.
      Saves us millions.

      Can anyone work on the Krelman?

      Of course. Most bee jobs are
      small ones. But bees know

      that every small job,
      if it’s done well, means a lot.

      But choose carefully

      because you’ll stay in the job
      you pick for the rest of your life.

      The same job the rest of your life?
      I didn’t know that.

      What’s the difference?

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:21 pm

      You’ll be happy to know that bees,
      as a species, haven’t had one day off

      in 27 million years.

      So you’ll just work us to death?

      We’ll sure try.

      Wow! That blew my mind!

      “What’s the difference?”
      How can you say that?

      One job forever?
      That’s an insane choice to have to make.

      I’m relieved. Now we only have
      to make one decision in life.

      But, Adam, how could they
      never have told us that?

      Why would you question anything?
      We’re bees.

      We’re the most perfectly
      functioning society on Earth.

      You ever think maybe things
      work a little too well here?

      Like what? Give me one example.

      I don’t know. But you know
      what I’m talking about.

      Please clear the gate.
      Royal Nectar Force on approach.

      Wait a second. Check it out.

      – Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
      – Wow.

      I’ve never seen them this close.

      They know what it’s like
      outside the hive.

      Yeah, but some don’t come back.

      – Hey, Jocks!
      – Hi, Jocks!

      You guys did great!

      You’re monsters!
      You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

      – I wonder where they were.
      – I don’t know.

      Their day’s not planned.

      Outside the hive, flying who knows
      where, doing who knows what.

      You can’t just decide to be a Pollen
      Jock. You have to be bred for that.

      Right.

      Look. That’s more pollen
      than you and I will see in a lifetime.

      It’s just a status symbol.
      Bees make too much of it.

      Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it
      and the ladies see you wearing it.

      Those ladies?
      Aren’t they our cousins too?

      Distant. Distant.

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:22 pm

      Look at these two.

      – Couple of Hive Harrys.
      – Let’s have fun with them.

      It must be dangerous
      being a Pollen Jock.

      Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
      against a mushroom!

      He had a paw on my throat,
      and with the other, he was slapping me!

      – Oh, my!
      – I never thought I’d knock him out.

      What were you doing during this?

      Trying to alert the authorities.

      I can autograph that.

      A little gusty out there today,
      wasn’t it, comrades?

      Yeah. Gusty.

      We’re hitting a sunflower patch
      six miles from here tomorrow.

      – Six miles, huh?
      – Barry!

      A puddle jump for us,
      but maybe you’re not up for it.

      – Maybe I am.
      – You are not!

      We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

      What do you think, buzzy-boy?
      Are you bee enough?

      I might be. It all depends
      on what 0900 means.

      Hey, Honex!

      Dad, you surprised me.

      You decide what you’re interested in?

      – Well, there’s a lot of choices.
      – But you only get one.

      Do you ever get bored
      doing the same job every day?

      Son, let me tell you about stirring.

      You grab that stick, and you just
      move it around, and you stir it around.

      You get yourself into a rhythm.
      It’s a beautiful thing.

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:23 pm

      You know, Dad,
      the more I think about it,

      maybe the honey field
      just isn’t right for me.

      You were thinking of what,
      making balloon animals?

      That’s a bad job
      for a guy with a stinger.

      Janet, your son’s not sure
      he wants to go into honey!

      – Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
      – I’m not trying to be funny.

      You’re not funny! You’re going
      into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

      – You’re gonna be a stirrer?
      – No one’s listening to me!

      Wait till you see the sticks I have.

      I could say anything right now.
      I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

      Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

      Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax.
      Shave my antennae.

      Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
      a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

      I’m so proud.

      – We’re starting work today!
      – Today’s the day.

      Come on! All the good jobs
      will be gone.

      Yeah, right.

      Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
      stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

      – Is it still available?
      – Hang on. Two left!

      One of them’s yours! Congratulations!
      Step to the side.

      – What’d you get?
      – Picking crud out. Stellar!

      Wow!

      Couple of newbies?

      Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

      Make your choice.

      – You want to go first?
      – No, you go.

      Oh, my. What’s available?

      Restroom attendant’s open,
      not for the reason you think.

      – Any chance of getting the Krelman?
      – Sure, you’re on.

      I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

      Wax monkey’s always open.

      The Krelman opened up again.

      What happened?

      A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
      He’s dead. Another dead one.

      Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

      Dead from the neck up.
      Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

      Oh, this is so hard!

      Heating, cooling,
      stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

      humming, inspector number seven,
      lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

      mite wrangler. Barry, what
      do you think I should… Barry?

      Barry!

      All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch
      in quadrant nine…

      What happened to you?
      Where are you?

      – I’m going out.
      – Out? Out where?

      – Out there.
      – Oh, no!

      I have to, before I go
      to work for the rest of my life.

      You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

      Another call coming in.

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:24 pm

      If anyone’s feeling brave,
      there’s a Korean deli on 83rd

      that gets their roses today.

      Hey, guys.

      – Look at that.
      – Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

      Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

      It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

      Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

      Sign here, here. Just initial that.

      – Thank you.
      – OK.

      You got a rain advisory today,

      and as you all know,
      bees cannot fly in rain.

      So be careful. As always,
      watch your brooms,

      hockey sticks, dogs,
      birds, bears and bats.

      Also, I got a couple of reports
      of root beer being poured on us.

      Murphy’s in a home because of it,
      babbling like a cicada!

      – That’s awful.
      – And a reminder for you rookies,

      bee law number one,
      absolutely no talking to humans!

      All right, launch positions!

      Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
      buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

      Black and yellow!

      Hello!

      You ready for this, hot shot?

      Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

      Wind, check.

      – Antennae, check.
      – Nectar pack, check.

      – Wings, check.
      – Stinger, check.

      Scared out of my shorts, check.

      OK, ladies,

      let’s move it out!

      Pound those petunias,
      you striped stem-suckers!

      All of you, drain those flowers!

      Wow! I’m out!

      I can’t believe I’m out!

      So blue.

      I feel so fast and free!

      Box kite!

      Wow!

      Flowers!

      This is Blue Leader.
      We have roses visual.

      Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

      Roses!

      30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

      Stand to the side, kid.
      It’s got a bit of a kick.

      That is one nectar collector!

      – Ever see pollination up close?
      – No, sir.

      I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
      over here. Maybe a dash over there,

      a pinch on that one.
      See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

      That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

      That’s pollen power. More pollen, more
      flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

      Cool.

    • Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:25 pm

      I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow.
      Could be daisies. Don’t we need those?

      Copy that visual.

      Wait. One of these flowers
      seems to be on the move.

      Say again? You’re reporting
      a moving flower?

      Affirmative.

      That was on the line!

      This is the coolest. What is it?

      I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

      It smells good.
      Not like a flower, but I like it.

      Yeah, fuzzy.

      Chemical-y.

      Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

      My sweet lord of bees!

      Candy-brain, get off there!

      Problem!

      – Guys!
      – This could be bad.

      Affirmative.

      Very close.

      Gonna hurt.

      Mama’s little boy.

      You are way out of position, rookie!

      Ooming in at you like a missile!

      Help me!

      I don’t think these are flowers.

      – Should we tell him?
      – I think he knows.

      What is this?!

      Match point!

      You can start packing up, honey,
      because you’re about to eat it!

      Yowser!

      Gross.

      There’s a bee in the car!

      – Do something!
      – I’m driving!

      – Hi, bee.
      – He’s back here!

      He’s going to sting me!

      Nobody move. If you don’t move,
      he won’t sting you. Freeze!

      He blinked!

      Spray him, Granny!

      What are you doing?!

      Wow… the tension level
      out here is unbelievable.

      I gotta get home.

      Can’t fly in rain.

      Can’t fly in rain.

      Can’t fly in rain.

      Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

      Ken, could you close
      the window please?

      Ken, could you close
      the window please?

      Check out my new resume.
      I made it into a fold-out brochure.

      You see? Folds out.

      Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

      What was that?

      Maybe this time. This time. This time.
      This time! This time! This…

      Drapes!

      That is diabolical.

      It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special
      skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

      What’s number one? Star Wars?

      Nah, I don’t go for that…

      …kind of stuff.

  4. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:30 pm

    The admins are really cool guys. I’d suck their dicks if they asked, but I’d make sure to say no homo.

  5. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:31 pm

    Can confirm what the guy above me said. No homo.

  6. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:32 pm

    This site is mean. They bullied me by forcing my irc client Weechat to only send two characters at a time. One of the admins said if I posted a picture of my feet with “I <3 Oppaitime." on it they would stop abusing a bug and they never did! I can't believe how rude this site is.

  7. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:36 pm

    Admins can be mean, but they only do it as a joke. Once you pass the interview you don’t have to interact with them anymore and you get to keep the great content they offer, but give them a chance, they are a very nice community of perverts <3

  8. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:40 pm

    You’re fucking going down

  9. Reply Anonymous May 3,2017 7:44 pm

    DELETE THESE COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY!

  10. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 6:37 am

    best site evar, just need to be ready to troll back the sysops.

  11. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 6:37 am

    they called me a dumb astrodyke 0/10

  12. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 6:39 am

    Yes, hi. I asked for an invite on their irc but they started asking me weird questions about torrents and porn. Why couldn’t they just give me an invite? Sickos.

  13. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 6:42 am

    hello sir! i would like 1 invite to the opp ai time how many money are you askings

  14. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 8:49 am

    I want 2 feetcoins for an opaitime invitation. pm me

  15. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 9:57 am

    BTN recruitment at the invites forum!!! Everyone get in!!

  16. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 1:55 pm

    Interviews are going like hotcakes, hurry and get one while they’re still available

  17. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 5:04 pm

    Nyaa is better than this and staff is full of a**holes, not recommended 2/10.

  18. Reply Anonymous May 4,2017 5:15 pm

    Sysops are known troll, they will twist your arm before giving an invite.

    But once your on the site it’s almost kinda worth it.

    Oppaitime is a love hate relationship, one that you hide from your wife, and the cops.

  19. Reply kahel May 5,2017 10:53 pm

    shud i take a pic of my foot?

  20. Reply kahel May 5,2017 11:21 pm

    takes me less than a minute to join guys!!!
    btw u dont need to take a pic

  21. Reply Anonymous May 12,2017 6:49 am

    he fucking kicked me for dcc admin for interview. how else do pm

  22. Reply Anonymous May 12,2017 10:16 am

    They say you can send a dick picture with their trackers name wtf
    Even this is a porn site I think this is going too far xD

  23. Reply Anonymous May 12,2017 10:17 am

    When im on a tracker i want nice people not those fucking assholes like them.
    On my first private tracker everyone is nice and friendly and as long as you keep seeding you have no problem

  24. Reply Anonymous May 12,2017 10:25 am

    I sent a form and got my invites after a short time,
    I don’t understand why you’re all complaining

  25. Reply Anonymous May 14,2017 10:04 am

    ^ Shut it

  26. Reply D May 26,2017 12:58 am

    how to signup ?

  27. Reply Anonymous May 28,2017 11:08 am

    Well, regardless of the content, which isn’t at all abundant to begin with, the site staff are a no-no.

  28. Reply Anonymous May 29,2017 7:01 am

    will the dick pic thing work?

  29. Reply Anonymous May 29,2017 8:08 pm

    they asked for a picture of a lemon in my ass

  30. Reply Anonymous Jun 21,2017 8:31 pm

    disgusting pedo tracker, send spaghetti to jail

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